Dear Leader,
I hope you are doing well in these times. I am not very sure if the people of North Korea know about Christmas, but I'd be happier if they didn't since I don't want the kids there to have any hope of getting presents or having a good time with their family and friends. Keeping expectations about simple human rights from a country like yours is a mistake that I wouldn't want anybody to commit.
Don't let anybody raise a single voice against your authoritarian government by publicly executing them or sending them to prison labour camps. Keep building up your nation's nuclear armour by neglecting even the most basic human needs like clean water and food.
The only connection that your citizens should have is with you and your politics. Never let them know the freedom that people outside your country enjoy by not allowing them to access real media or the internet. The only form of media they should see is your propaganda. It should be instilled into their brains through the continuous influx of political ideology through your giant statues and creepy music.
Finally, don't let the youth get out of the line as they are the ones who can take you out.
Yours sincerely,
Cyril Prince.
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